Another Turkey Day…This Time in the Good Old US of A!
November 27th, 2009 by CraigBoy has it been awhile since I’ve attempted to entertain you all with my schizo-typing! And man has so much happened. From getting robbed in Ecuador to diving with sharks in Belize. From showing Jen’s parents the “real” side of Mexico to kissing the ground on arrival back in the United States. From trying to blend back into a “normal” life here in Mississippi to…well, you get the point. I will get around to writing it all down sooner or later. Today though, I would like to focus on the holiday at hand here in the USA: THANKSGIVING!!! TURKEY DAY!!! THE DAY IN WHICH THE OVER-EATING OCCURS!
But first, let us reflect on Thanksgiving last year…We awoke, shivering, in Phakding, Nepal. We were wearing everything we owned…and a few things we rented. This consisted of loads of underthings, 3 pairs of socks each, a t-shirt or two, thermal pants, wind pants, snow pants, fleece pullover, fleece jacket, down jacket, toboggan, two pairs of gloves, a scarf, and a partridge in a pear tree! Well, all but that last thing anyway. Needless to say, it was (as my papa would have had me say) “colder than a well-diggers butt in Idaho”. Maybe a degree or two colder than that, even. We stood up and soaked in the glorious view from the lodge.
We had a tiny little room, but two sides were lined with huge picture windows. A look outside gave us splendid views of the blue-green river water rushing below and snow-capped mountains directly behind. Needless to say, it still ranks as one of the most majestic moments that I have ever had. We gathered our things and were soon clambering down the steep steps to plop ourselves down in the dining room. When the lady of the house walked into the dining room and asked us what we would like for breakfast, we hastened to order ourselves some hot tomato soup. We slurped it down as we watched the other trekkers and porters hustle by outside the window. We were soon headed out onto the trail ourselves and off towards Lukla, our final stop before our flight back to Kathmandu.
Walking along, we thought about Thanksgiving at home and about all of the things that we missed by being gone. The following list is what we came up with on that day and wrote down on a little scrap of paper later that night:
1. Electricity 24-hours a day
2. Consistent HOT water, no matter the hour
3. Heaters and Air Conditioners
4. Paved Roads
5. Clean Clothes
6. Soap
7. Toilet Paper
8. Western Toilets
9. Road Laws
10. Food Choices
11. Education
12. Clean Drinking Water
13. Child Labor Laws
14. School Buses that kids don’t have to ride on the top off and that come to a complete stop.
15. Availability of good healthcare
16. Tables and Chairs
17. Thick mattresses and Soft Pillows
18. Trails that don’t go straight up
19. Friends who don’t try to take money
20. Honesty
21. Church Availability
22. No Hagglers
23. Bathtubs
24. Cheap Snack foods
25. Low-fat Peanut butter
26. Our own house with a bathroom
27. Inside Stoves
28. Peace and Quiet
29. Great Friends and Family
30. Bicycle lanes and minimal motorcycles
31. Grocery Stores
32. Fences for Livestock
33. Zero Language Barriers
34. Normal Opening Hours
35. Headlights, Vehicle Registration and Inspection Stickers
36. Consistent Internet Connections
37. Privacy
38. Considerate People
39. Safe Food
40. No Smoking Signs/Laws
41. Littering Fines
42. Malaria/Dengue Fever Eradication
43. Pens that Write
44. Office jobs
45. Hygiene Awareness
46. Lack of Bollywood Films
47. Waste Management
48. Napkins
49. Clothes Washers/Dryers
50. Dishwashers
51. Clean Bathrooms
52. Public Bathrooms (free would be even better!)
53. Zoning Restrictions/Fire Hazard Laws
54. Efficient Police Officers
55. Terminix
That night, we made it to Lukla and were soon downstairs in the dining room enjoying our Thanksgiving dinner: tomato soup, yak steak, mixed veggies, potatoes, apple pie, chocolate pudding, and hot tea. It was all great, but as Dorothy said in that long ago drama set in the land of Oz, “there’s no place like home”.
This Thanksgiving, back at home, has been absolutely fantastic! We have eaten a ton of turkey, dressing, corn, mac-n-cheese, cake, pie, chicken, potatoes, and more. We have gotten to spend time with parents, brothers and sisters, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins. It has been maybe our best Thanksgiving ever. We have come home to all of the comforts that we have taken for granted for so long, and have finally learned to appreciate. We are so thankful to have been born here in the United States, and more specifically, in the South.





